Independent studies have shown that Starbucks are including many chemicals in their drinks. These include Dihydrogen-Monoxide and a form of milk which reacts with the enzymes in the human body.
Enzymes are essential for the regular working of the body, they assist in the digestion of food. Without such enzymes, sufficient nutrients would not be absorbed into the cells in our bodies. This would result in the limbs needing amputation and could lead to a deadly disease known as 'Gangrene' or even death!
As such we are petitioning Starbucks to make a public statement and eventually remove these substances from our drinks!