Independence for Craigavon, Lurgan and Portadown (CLAP)

Maligned, abused, robbed, oppressed, discriminated against and lied about - those hard words just about sum up all the collective historical experience of Craigavon, Lurgan And Portadown (CLAP). And boy, are we sick and tired of it - but what are we going to do about it? We are going to declare independence, that's what!

The people of Craigavon Borough Council deserve independence because we:

• are a separate and distinct people


• have our own culture


• enjoy our own language and customs


• are being held back by the rest of the Province


• will achieve economic greatness and military might when we are finally free from Belfast's imperialist clutches

With Prince Harry as our Monarch and John O'Dowd as our Prime Minister, we can't possibly go wrong. Sign the petition, you know it makes sense!