Opened on April 19, 2012
THE SILENT MAJORITY vs. Ed(d) Bauer!
The **REAL** petition to sack Ed(d) Bauer!
Someone else has setup a petition calling for VPE Ed(d) Bauer to be sacked. However, it is so rubbish we can only conclude that it is in fact a commie plot to undermine this petition in advance of its publication.
This isnt personal, but lets face it, Ed(d) smells, lives in a squat, and is probably anti-semitic.
Ed(d) is accussed of the following crimes against THE SILENT MAJORITY of Birmingham students:
* As our opponents constantly point out, Ed(d) was elected by thousands of students and has a democratic mandate. However what they fail to remember is that his opponent was a Labour student, so students clearly did not have a **REAL** choice.
* Even if he was elected by thousands of students *and* had a democratic mandate to do the things he has done, they didnt actually expect him to actually do the things he said he was going to do!
* Even if some of those students do agree with some of the things he said he was going to do, they probably didnt like them when he did do them. They probably werent aware of what a 'protest' actually was or that 'criticism' of the University meant something apart from doing exactly what they tell us to do whilst grumbling about it in private.
* ED(D) WAS ARRESTED! Whilst we believe in the rule of law and accept the decision of the court to throw out Ed(d)s case we still should hold Ed(d) COMPLETELY accountable for being arrested, imprisoned, and suspended on FULL PAY. He should pay back all the money he 'earned' from the Guild in this time, maybe it should be used to subsidise drinks in Joes...
* THE SILENT MAJORITY placed our trust in Guild Council to keep Ed(d) in check, but we had not considered the possibility that it would be controlled by his cult of commie agitators who have constantly shielded him from all criticism. We are not sure how they came to control Guild Council, probably through lying and manipulating the electorate using the same methods Ed(d) used to get elected.
THE SILENT MAJORITY have been deprived of a real choice and betrayed by the Guild so now we need to start SPEAKING OUT against Ed(d) and his cronies. SIGN THE PETITION NOW!
PLEASE SIGN YOUR NAME, EMAIL, STUDENT ID (in the notes field)